Piranha 3D (2010)

I didn’t expect much of this movie and can’t say I was let down. The first 15 minutes are incredible, especially for Jaws fans like myself. After that its just a gratuitous gore that will make your skin crawl and a LOT of T&A. There aren’t a lot of 3D scenes, but the ones that are there are definitely gimmicky. There were lots of laughs, jumps and “Awwwwww no way dude” moments. Elizabeth Shue is pretty badass and Christopher Lloyd is more over the top than Donald Pleasance’s Dr. Loomis in “Halloween”. Lots of disposable characters and pretty predictable. Judge this for yourself, but I don’t think I’ll be watching it again.

Rating: 1 out of 5.